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(2013) Directed by Jason Bateman. Forty-year-old Guy Trilby (Jason Bateman, starring in his feature directorial debut) discovers a loophole in the National Spelling Bee rules that allows him to compete against the pre-teen participants, and he strikes up an unlikely friendship with a 10-year-old misfit named Chaitanya (Rohan Chand) as he becomes the subject of a news story by probing reporter Jenny Widgeon (Kathryn Hahn). [Comedy]
Kim Shannon Belfast, United Kingdom Associate Director - Compliance at Kennedy Recruitment Ltd 186 connections View Kim's homepage, profile, activity, articles. Amanda must be having a tough go trying to make it playing poker full time recently. KIM SHANNON should come HERE and DEFEND herself. 2 sides to EVERY story.
Zookeeper
(2011) Directed by Frank Coraci & Walt Becker. Griffin (Kevin James) is a single guy who loves his job at the Franklin Park Zoo. He has a special bond with the animals, yet he can't help but feel lonely each night when he returns to an empty house. Eventually deciding that a more prestigious job may be the key to finding a new girlfriend, Griffin prepares to turn in his walking papers and reinvent himself. But when word gets out to the animals that Griffin will soon be leaving, they realize the only way to keep him around is to reveal they have the gift of the gab. [Family]
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(2010) Directed by Gloria Sigismondi. The story of the groundbreaking '70s female rock group The Runaways focusing on the duo of guitarist/vocalist Joan Jett and lead vocalist/keyboardist Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning) as they navigate a rocky road of touring and record label woes under the malevolent eye of abusive manager Kim Fowley (Michael Shannon) during their teen years. [Music / Drama]
Fargo
(1996) Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen, Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy) runs a failing car dealership in Minneapolis. Desperate for money, he hires two semi-competent con-men (Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare) to kidnap his wife so they can extort ransom money from her rich father, Wade Gustafson (Harve Presnell). But things take a series of bizarre turns when Wade refuses to go along with Jerry’s plans and antagonizes the kidnappers. To make things worse, police chief Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand) begins investigating after the con-men end up murdering a state trooper and a series of passerby's. Famously based on a true story, “Fargo” is considered a modern classic and features an all-star cast. [Drama]
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Owning Mahoney
(2003) Directed by Richard Kwietniowski. Dan Mahowny (Philip Seymour Hoffman) is a quiet, unassuming employee of a bank in Toronto; he lives modestly, drives a used car, and is dating one of the bank's tellers, a sweet but mousy girl named Belinda (Minnie Driver). What no one knows is that Dan is a compulsive gambler, and after running up massive debts with his bookie Frank Perlin (Maury Chaykin), he begins making regular visits to Atlantic City in the United States, where he often bets (and loses) far beyond his means. Dan's expertise at the bank is rewarded with a promotion to assistant manager; his new responsibilities include approving loans, which gives him the authority to transfer funds in and out of the bank. Needing to cover his debts, Dan starts approving loans to non-existent clients and adding hundreds of thousands of dollars to other accounts. As Dan's debts begin to grow into the seven-figure range, his dealings become harder to hide. [Drama]
PRIME TIME SHOWS
Beat Shazam Season 2
Hosted by Grammy®, Golden Globe and Academy Award®-winning actor and musician Jamie Foxx, Beat Shazam is an interactive game show that pits contestants against the clock and each other as they attempt to identify the biggest hit songs of all time. The team with the most money banked will go against Shazam, the world’s most popular song identification app, for the chance to win a huge cash prize.
Ellen's Game of Games Season II
Ellen's Game of Games is an hour of supersized versions of the most popular and hilariously fun games from The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Hosted and executive produced by DeGeneres, this game show is like no other — contestants, pulled right from the audience, will have to maneuver massive obstacles, answer questions under immense pressure and face a gigantic plunge into the unknown. While every episode will feature DeGeneres' one-of-kind comedy, personality and a unique roster of games, they'll all end the same way — with DeGeneres giving someone a chance at a huge cash prize
Match Game
This revival of the original MATCH GAME stays true to its original format. Hosted by Alec Baldwin, two contestants attempt to match the answers of six celebrities in a game of fill-in-the-blank. Each time the contestant matches their answer with a celebrity they would score a point. The game is played in two rounds and the player who matches the most at the end of two rounds wins the game and wins a chance to play the $25,000 Super Match.
Celebrity Family Feud
A celebrity version of Family Feud features celebrity families and their immediate family members or their extended families from the world of entertainment, music, and sports, competing against each other to have fun and win money for charity. Hosted by Steve Harvey, Celebrity Family Feud pits celebrities and their families against each other in a contest to name the most popular responses to survey-type questions posed to 100 people.
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gayman.ccI think it's quite fitting that today is Friday the 13th, a day Wikipedia says more than 17 to 21 million people in the US become so paralyzed by fear that they 'avoid their normal routines in doing business, taking flights, or even getting out of bed.'
It's fitting because today's installment of the Poker (Proust) Q features Kim Shannon (@kimshannon) - the super hot vixen of the felt (and the Twitters) - who instills the same kind of Friday the 13th mind-numbing fear in her victims at poker tables all across the country.
If you follow Kim on Twitter (and if you don't, um...you hate the funny or what?), you already know she's hilarious.
What you might not know, though, is that she's a true poker balla, making her way at the table, and in life, with confidence, determination, and commitment. Unlike a lot of us who cheer and watch enviously from our deskjobs, she's actually making her living at the game. She grinds the poker tables - day in and day out - making grown men weep as they ship her their stacks.
Kim's strength is her cash play and she says her biggest score in one day was hitting the Bad Beat Jackpot at Harrah's in August of last year for nearly $30k. While her playing field tends to vary and is dependent on where the juiciest games are, you can often find her in Atlantic City. And that's where she'll be next week as she tries her hand at the Borgata Winter Poker Open.
Aside from Twitter, I haven't had the chance to 'meet' Kim in person, yet. The times we've skyped or visited through our screens, though, her sincerity and sweetness have always come through. At the table, she wants to win; and, she's got a mind like a steel trap for the game. But underneath it all, while she's likely loathe to admit it, she's also got a heart of gold. If you look close enough here to her answers, you might just catch a glimpse of it.
Kim is the latest to go out on a limb and participate in what I call 'my PPQ folly.' If you're new to my blog, the Poker(Proust) Q is my modified take on the Vanity Fair Celebrity Proust Questionnaire. Like @kevmath, @MariaHo, and @ShaneSchleger before her, Kim stepped up to the plate and...well, I think she hit it out of the park. But, you be the judge.
You already know Kim is funny. You might not know, though, that she's also really brave and, truly, a loyal friend. I think she's great and I hope you do, too.
With that, here's Kim...in her own words:
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Waking up to the question 'Bacon, or cunnilingus?' Happiness is having options, and the freedom to make choices.
What makes you laugh?
Things that are funny. Also, some things that aren't funny, like lolcats and HPV.
Where do you feel most at home?
In the poker room at Harrah's AC. Probably because for 30 days at a time, it IS home.
Of what achievement in poker are you most proud? In life?
In poker as well as in life, I am most proud that I have survived the last 24 hours, and am able to play for at least one more day. Wheeee!
What is your most treasured possession?
Demonic possession has always been a fave. But I'm also pretty fond of a Japanese stone that was given to me many years ago by my roommate and best friend, @bearzconfuzion. It's supposed to bring luck when you rub it - still waiting for that.
What is your greatest fear?
I'm deathly afraid of spiders. And soccer moms. ~shudder~
What trait do you most deplore in yourself?
I used to think I was a bit narcissistic, which is a horrible trait. Then I realized I'm just really fucking pretty. Brilliant, too. So I guess I hate that I'm so much better than everyone else.
What trait do you most deplore in others?
There are others?
What is your greatest extravagance?
I spend a lot of money on clothes, which is ironic because they never stay on for long.
Like lawyers, poker players are often considered excellent liars. Outside of poker, on what occasion do you lie?
Away from the poker table, I don't lie. Ever. Except when the IRS or my mother starts asking questions. Oh, and anytime I just don't feel like telling the truth.
When and where do you remember being your happiest?
Right here, right now.
If you died and could come back as a person or thing, what would it be?
I'd come back as Jesus just for the sake of irony.
What is your favorite journey?
I like the trip from the poker table to the cage the most, because it implies that I haven't gone completely broke.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Virtuousness.
Which living person do you most despise?
That little blonde girl in the Welch's grape juice commercial? I loathe that pretentious mini-bitch.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
If it's obscene, I overuse it.
What is your greatest regret?
Every step and misstep I've ever taken has been a learning experience. I don't regret a thing. Well, except for the waterslide incident of 1993. I regret that, for sure.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I'd like to be able to make people burst into flames with just a look.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My dog, Boo... Hands down.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
The absence of laughter. That and last call.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be more patient. Now hurry up and ask me the next question. *looks at watch*
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If you weren't a poker professional, what would you be?A hooker. Either that, or a neuroscientist. It's a toss up.
What is your most striking characteristic?
My sense of humor has been described as 'biting'... A bite and a strike are both means of assault, so I guess that would have to be it.
What do you most value in your friends?
Their piggyback ride giving ability. Definitely.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Helen Keller... She never listened to anyone, either. And she bumped into shit a lot, too. We're practically soulmates.
Who are your heroes in real life?
My roommates, Frankie & Sharon. They know why.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Underdog.
How would you like to die?
Crashing my spaceship into the sun.
What is your motto?
Nobody ever made a million bucks by not taking a shot in life.
What is your favorite NLHE hand?
Any hand that gets the other players talking to themselves. They don't call me the 'Queen Of The One Outer' for nothing.
Who's a better rapper, Jeff Madsen, SrslySirius, or Prahlad Friedman?
Jeff Madsen, obv. Yeah, that pun is intended, again, obv.
Who *really* should've won The Apprentice, Annie Duke or Joan Rivers?
Joan Rivers will be dead soon, so either way, Annie Duke wins.
Who is your favorite Micros character?
Ballz. She's my doppelgänger.
What is your favorite karaoke song?Day-O. Day-ay-ay-o.
What is your best @AlCantHang memory?
Last time I drank with @AlCantHang, my boyfriend @OnAFoldDraw and I got roofied and totaled his jeep, then woke up in the police station. That night was AWESOME, because we lived through it.
Who wins in a baby oil covered death cage match between Jimmy Fricke or Vanessa Selbst?
If Selbst is covered in oil, I win. And by 'win', I mean 'have multiples'. And that's all that matters.
@KaraOTR or Mila Kunis?
That's like asking 'Beer or Beer'. The answer, obviously, is...Doesn't matter, just GET IN MY MOUTH.
What is the best thing about Twitter and who is your favorite tweeter?
The best thing about Twitter is that I only have to tolerate people 140 characters at a time. My favorite tweeter HANDS DOWN is @SheBanggs. She makes me laugh til I pee. Okay, I was probably already peeing... But still.
Who is your favorite Main Event Champ?
Stu Unger. A man after my own high. I mean heart... A man after my own heart.